<SPQR> On that note
<SPQR> I'm sick of Christmas gift shopping.
<SPQR> You know, you think for months about what to get someone
<SPQR> And what do they do?
<SPQR> They return it.
<SPQR> Or, at the very least, they're like "Ohhhh, uhhh, yeah, I uhhhh...Love it!"
<SPQR> So this year, I'm buying everyone a handgun.
<SPQR> That way, they can go to the store
<SPQR> And get *anything* they want.
<SPQR> ;-P

Barry is a very funny guy, originally posted by Lewis.