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Wednesday 04 May 2005
Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
| PRISON | WORK |
| 1. You spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell | 1. You spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle |
| 2. You get three meals a day fully paid for | 2. You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it |
| 3. You get time off for good behavior | 3. You get more work for good behavior |
| 4. The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you | 4. You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself |
| 5. You can watch TV and play games | 5. You could get fired for watching TV and playing games |
| 6. You get your own toilet | 6. You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat |
| 7. They allow your family and friends to visit | 7. You aren't even supposed to speak to your family |
| 8. All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required | 8. You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare |
| 9. You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out | 9. You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars |
| 10. You must deal with sadistic wardens | 10. They are called managers |
| THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE! | |
Posted in Humour at 00:51
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