Taken from Will Durst's website:

Bush lost Pennsylvania after 44 trips. And he was leading there when he started. Has anybody ever considered that a politician can visit a state too many times?

If you liked the last four years, you're going to LOVE the next four. If you didn't, time to either learn Spanish or Canadian.

I was hoping Bush was going to win the popular vote but lose the electoral vote, and how'd you like to be the one having to explain it to him.

Best campaign joke: "Every time you vote Republican, God kills a kitten."

Unrelated to the actual presidential election he has this to say:

Clinton is getting 12 million dollars for his memoirs. Hillary already got 8 for hers. That's 20 million dollars for the recollections of 2 people who for 8 years continually testified under oath they couldn't remember a single thing. Is this a great country or what?

Still can't figure out what the outcry over gay marriages is about. I thought the whole idea was to keep gays from having sex. What better way than marriage can you think of to achieve that?