Last night I decided I wanted to go see the movie Saw in the cinema. So off I went to the Crawley UGC, which was ful of chavs, which is so typical of Crawley nowadays.

I was hoping to find a seat away from everybody, I hate having to sit next to someone I don't know, especially if I'm in there alone. No such luck, 2 people decide they want to sit next to me... oh well I thought, I'll be fine.

Wrong!

The twat in the baseball cap next to me had already seen the movie, and kept talking about to his mate (who hadn't). Thanks to him I knew the identity of the bad guy 10 minutes before I would've been able to work it out for myself.

He also kept using his damn mobile phone throughout the entire flipping movie. Every 5 minutes he'd open his phone and start replying to an SMS, so I'd have the bright white screen of his phone glaring out of the corner of my eye distracting me from the movie.

People who don't turn their fucking phones off while in a cinema should be taken outside and flogged. People who talk about the movie, discussing what's about to happen and the true identity of the bad guy(s) should join them.

Arseholes the lot of them.