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Friday 30 July 2004
How Business Is Really Done
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride.
Jack: But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Well, in that case...
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry.
Jack: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case......
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Jack: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case.....
Posted in Humour at 14:08

